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JARHEAD 5lb/80oz Bag

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JARHEAD 5lb/80oz Bag

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Dark Roast  (hint of pecan, Bold aroma/ medium body/medium acidity/smooth finish)

 Ever since being dropped on her head as a child, she has wanted to be a Marine.

Her entire childhood, from crayon eating to sticking car keys in electrical sockets, has reinforced it. After dropping out of her Sophomore year at Podunk High with a 1.3 GPA, she bought a bus ticket with her plasma donation money and traveled to the big city to see the recruiter.

She could have been an officer considering her low intellect, limited vocabulary and poor problem solving skills but she wanted to be something more. That’s why she joined the elite Underwater Canine Airborne Mortar Force.

She loves her country. She wants to serve. But not everyone can read or do simple math which is why we have the USMC. And the USMC runs on coffee. Sprockets coffee.

But, please, help a Jarhead make it, otherwise they will probably set fire to the kitchen or burn themselves or who knows what manner of catastrophe... seriously, they are killing machines but they need adult supervision.

5lb / 80oz  bag

High-quality Colombian Arabica beans

Arabica coffee, Natural and Artificial Flavoring, Propylene, Glycol, Ethyl, Alcohol and Caramel Color