From her ridiculous bell bottom trousers all the way up to her weird, oddly shaped Gilligan hat, she is 100% sailor. Here we have the: Squid. In spite of her inability to swim(the Navy has boats for that, anyway, right?) she is the epitome of the blue water Navy. Often sober, she plies away at her trade deep in the labyrinth of some floating gray steel beast names after some 19th century senator from Arkansas. Living for both the duty of serving her country and the remote possibilty that she will ever see sunlight again, Callie is the pride of the Marrey family. And she will testify, just like she did at her last Captains Mast, that the one thing that gets her out of her bunk everyday is a hot mug of Sprockets Coffee. Even when the galley is pitching in a hurricane of the coast of some third-world cesspool, Sprockets keeps her calm and focused, able to concentrate on the day ahead.
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